On Holiday in Thailand I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine

April 28th, 2010

It has always been my dream to visit Thailand, the sex capital of the world. When my brother asked me to join him there I didn’t hesitate to take him up on it. He is a reprobate, so I was sure we would be in for some good fun. Little did I know that I was going to have to fuck my way out of a fine, but it wasn’t all bad.

Out one night, my brother spotted a live sex show and I wasn’t in the mod for another coke guzzling, ping-pong ball popping "vagina’s" session. You have seen one, and you have seen them all.

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I was standing outside the bar, happily smoking my cigarette when I saw a Thai policeman watching me from across the road. Thinking nothing of it, I greeted him and he tipped his hat at me, but kept on watching. I thought it a bit strange and then I realized he fancied me.

He kept looking at me and I wondered why - then I realized, he liked what he saw. He wasn’t too shabby either. I killed my cigarette and went to go back inside the bar, and as I was walking in, I felt someone take my arm.

It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.

I walked across the road with him, and he explained that I was not allowed to drop my cigarette in the street - it was a 0 fine. 0 US is a lot of money when you are on holiday in Thailand and I was still going to be there for another week, so I turned on the charm.

Trying to talk my way out of it, I said I was a tourist and that I didn’t know the law and was promptly told that this was no excuse for breaking it. Thinking I might end up in a Thai prison (something no-one wants) I turned on the charm and I asked him how I could avoid the fine.

He wasn’t shy, he just came right out and asked me for a date, so I said yes - 0 is a lot of money when you are on holiday. He invited me into the car, we drove off to a quiet beach and he fucked me right there in the car.

You know, I couldn’t believe it, this was the first time I had ever fucked my way out of a fine, and he was so polite about it, but he could have been an axe murderer for all I knew. He drove me back to the bar and asked me if he could see me again the next day, so I agreed and we are still great friend - what a way to meet people??

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